Breaking down this ad, moment by moment:
0:01 - Right off the bat this is weird. One, they’re not really doing anything. Two, why do they BOTH need to be brushing that horse?
0:08 - “Just a nice afternoon ride on and off of driveways…)
0:12 - Is it implied that Boehner should have punched Obama, instead of shaking his hand?
0:14 - Are they going to bang in this stable?
0:18 - Nevermind, they already banged.
0:22 - So, are they drinking the “Winteregg”? Do I have to drink my Congressman?!
0:25 - “The borders will be secure?! Save the dirty-talk for the bedroom!”
0:30 - To be fair, we all know that golf makes ZERO sense.
0:35 - I’m 90% sure the scrolling text was written by Charlie Manson. You can’t prove that it wasn’t.
0:37 - “How dare they smile?! REVOLUTION! ATTICA!”
0:41 - What is happening to this voiceover? Is the universe collapsing in on itself?
0:44 - “OH GOD HE’S A ZOMBIE!!!”
0:47 - No, seriously, what is happening.
0:49 - Did he fart? Is that a side effect of Winteregg?
0:53 - After I puke, I sure do love a nice outdoor bath in a metal tub.
0:59 - “Yeah!! Fuck golf!”